Ok here we go. What this game is for anybody who dosent know is quite simple but will test your imagination. The Aristocrats joke is considered one of the oldest jokes in stand up history.

The First Part is always the same : A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Last Part is always the same : For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

What comes in between is all up to you. You can make it anyway you want. Usually it is very dirty but for this forum, lets try to keep it as clean as possible. If u have to just **** out the dirty words. Im sure people with avg intelligence can figure it out.

Here is the South Park Version. Not for the easily offended or disgusted.

South Park Version